If you haven't read Part 1, I suggest you go do so. But keep in mind this is the juicy half of the post duo.
A while after informing D about J's status and N's follow up behind-your-back type of shit talking, I spent my day doing all the necessary things: slapping hos, gettin' money, running over pedestrians, and challenging myself to eat a burrito without messing up my shirt. A typical day in the life of moi.
I came back in the midst of D and J arguing over what I told D. Naturally my name was brought up. J's twitter is @omgmisspiggie (how fitting) and N's is @misshalfrican.
omgmisspiggie: She's a child!
Me: Uh, bitch I've got two years on you. Just because you're three times my weight doesn't mean you're more mature.
omgmisspiggie: She's got loose lips!
Me: Better than your loose vag, I imagine.
omgmisspiggie: All you do is try to tell him and make it look negative just to get him riled up!
Me: Are you even aware of what I told him? No? Then shut the fuck up.
Of course talking to D on twitter about the ridiculousness of J and her babyish behavior in attacking us, we discussed how clueless she was about the situation and what was said. The only thing that was actually said was this: "all i said was she saw your mom and N decided to talk shit, if anything it ain't even about this fat whore. lol"
At this point I think I had gone to Checkers and came back (I remember leaving in the midst somewhere) but when I came back things were mad quiet. It seemed like the fight was over until N came in an hour late and ignorant.
misshalfrican: I know XX better not have my name in her mouth!
Me: oh shut the fuck up cunt, you're late AND wrong bitch. and i know you won't say shit to my face
I messaged D laughing, saying N came in all late and clueless trying to start shit. Keep in mind that N goes to UMBC and I know she won't approach me to say shit so why bother flexing your so called "e-muscles?" Yes, she is the douchebag that coined that term for the night.
After a few exchanges between each other, I was entertained. I had a bit of fun, honestly. Owning people is my favorite past time.
both: Aha, we made her mad!
Me: i don't get angry over fat/ugly bitches on the internet. lol you thought you matter lmao
What's funny is that N is the type that cries over anything, and I like to take low blows. After challenging her to come say it to my face (we're on the same campus after all) she says this:
misshalfrican: trust l believe if I even knew ur lame bitch ass I would be saying all this to ur inflated face. Fall back bitch.
(I'm not sure if inflated is the new term of the week but really? My face is rather narrow lol.)
Me: is it true you cried like a little bitch during your last fight? rofl OH SO HARD.
misshalfrican: aint no one cry after no fight. Get ur facts straight. Bitch I cried after looking at ur face. Get a fckn life & mind yours!
(Oh, how clever lol cry baby)
Then I went on to say the one thing that ugly and fat females hate to hear from someone attractive: "You're jealous."
They went on a rant about things that are irrelevant to my life, and in the end they said I was "lonely" when it comes to men. Let's analyze this!
Well, for one I'm not lonely. I'm quite happy, considering I have a wonderful man in my life that treats me like a queen. Not to mention, despite how I'm taken I've got boys chasing me even now, why would I be lonely?
For another thing, do we have to really analyze their relationships? Let's start with N.
From the relationships with people I have come to the conclusion that she is twenty years old, or will be twenty one soon. Apparently she was trying to get married this year AND have a child. Sounds like desperation much. And apparently there's a guy out there that was pretty much fooled into her romantic ideals. This is summed up with three tweets between her and J:
Looks like her relationship has gone down hill fast and might not even exist in about five minutes. LOL!
And now on to J. Was she not the one crying to D half the time about her relationship problems? Was she not the one whining on Facebook half the time about men? Is she not the one that guys only see at night when they're bored? lol Oh. Right.
Maybe it's the fact that she photoshops all her pictures to make her look thinner, and that since all her male friends are met through the web they run when they realized they've been fooled! Why crop your pictures hun? Scared?
Cropping - the original tool for fat bitches.
Liquify - an extension of the crop technique.
You bitches be lonely!
I take a few more low blows to the female minds, such as how fat the both of them are. N looks fucking pregnant and she's not (or at least I hope not, ew, fail of nature) and J looks like a beached whale with cheap weave on its head. N decided to pull an ever so clever comeback of "your nose is fat!" so I told her to come and talk to me when her forehead ends LOL!
misshalfrican: You look like a koala bear!
Me: (uh what? lol cute and cuddly yet vicious?) Aren't you pregnant or something? Come to Walker so I can punch you in your fat ass gut!
misshalfrican: I ain't jealous of yo ass! Ain't nothin to be jealous about!
Me: i think you're jealous because i'm far more secure than you lol that and i don't look like big bird.
omgmisspiggie: programmers and social work majors aren't shit!
(because apparently helping people and creating every electronic tool she's ever used including her dildo aren't shit. lol an attempted stab at mine and D's majors? D isn't a social work major by the way...)
Me: rofl i'm an engineer sweetheart, programmers are losers? LMFAO how'd you get twitter dumb bitch? LMFAO OMGGGGG reason #43984 for you two to be jealous of me, I make bank and you don't.
After a while they start to retreat but then try to take low blows, which to me means nothing because they don't know me well enough to be able to do that!
omgmisspiggie: whatever, who wants to listen to a homo and an immigrant.
(apparently she's homophobic lol maybe jealous that he gets more dick than her?)
Me: immigrant? i was born here lol. at least i didn't come on a slave ship
Me to D: i might as well just beat her ass, though i'll wear gloves. wouldn't want to get her fat grease on me. lmfao
Me: Reason #2 for her to come on a ship in chains - she looks like King Kong. Damnnnn.
Me: and lil N over here needs to get her wide nostrils out my TL, breathing up all my good air :\ lmao
The bitches retreated by saying "I don't have time for this I'm going to bed!" Which really means they're calling each other and crying.
Countless people were cheering me on, I went ham on this bitch! LOL! People asked me later that day "omg you were wrecking that bitch, who the fuck is she?" lol. Because of those constant questions I had to write this two part blog, thought it would amuse some of you!
One of my friends was like "omg she might sit on you! be careful! use her weight to your advantage like in 300"
LOLOL You guys are a trip. Love you bitches!
ps: Funny thing:
Contradiction much???? rofl!
Labels: bitches, stalkers, twitter